What Sweet Potatoes Really Are!?!

      Sweet potatoes are gross looking and gross tasting. The color is brown on the outside and orange on the inside. The outside of the sweet potato is wrinkly, while the inside is soft and kind of mushy. They are very big. Sweet potatoes are giant, wrinkly, fat, ape thumbs! I know that for a fact because a long time ago obnoxious apes were planning to take over the human race. They had lots of meeting of how they were going to wipe out the humans all in one fight! There was a huge world-wide war with every continent involved. It was the humans against the apes. The war was a long, hard, battle but with hard fighting the humans won and the remaining apes promised never in their existence to fight with the humans. As a victory to the humans they cut off the remaining dead ape thumbs for a souvenir and ate them, some of them are still around today! It is orange on the inside because that is the apes dried blood. There are no bones in ape thumbs, so would have never known that it was an ape thumb. Be grateful that I was here to inform you! Luckily we have no apes to control, and we can live an almost normal life. Just never try to eat sweet potatoes because now you know what they really are!



                 ~Sammie