If you grow a cyclops some hair, she'll probably want it too be dyed a bright baby blue. If you dye her hair a bright baby blue, she'll think it's too tacky and make you re-dye it blonde. If you re-dye her hair blonde she'll think that it looks like she's unintelligent. If she thinks that she looks unintelligent she'll probably want you to re-dye it brunette. If you dye her hair brunette, she'll want a big, black and white bow to wear with her new brunette hair. If you give her a big, black and white bow to wear she'll probably want to look at it in the mirror. When she looks at it in the mirror, she'll decide that she needs to go to town and show off her new hair. When she goes out to show off her new hair, she'll probably fall in a muddy puddle. If she falls in a muddy puddle, she'll probably get her new hair and scales all dirty and will have to wash them. When she's done washing up, she'll probably forget to read all of the human manual and accidentally pick up a shaver instead of a hairbrush. When she accidentally picks up the shaver instead of the hairbrush, she will probably accidentally shave off her new hair. She will get extremely mad ( I would stay away from her for a while) and chances are.... if she shaves it off, she'll want you to grow her some more new hair!
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